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Albert A. Gore Jr.
45th
Vice President
Democrat
Jan 20, 1993 - Jan 20, 2001
Age at Inauguration: 44
Born: March 31, 1948
Future: Un-electable
Missing in Action
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Al Gore Aargh Award
Looking more like Grady from Sanford and Son than a presidential
candidate, former vice president Al Gore receives the Aargh Award
for making us ask the question, what in the world inspired this
man to don that obnoxious facial growth?
Al Gore's stupidity is astounding.
Has this man learned nothing from political history? HELLO -
facial hair is a no no in politics. Has Gore looked at the last
elected president who stroked his beard - it was Benjamin Harrison
in 1888. And has he noticed that the colors in his beard don't
even match? Buy this guy a mirror. He could at least dye the
damn thing so it looks less shabby.
And where is Tipper? Instead of thinking about running for the
Tennessee Senate, she should pay more attention to dressing and
grooming her husband in the morning. It's a dirty job but someone
has to do it. On second thought maybe she realizes she'll never
be First Lady while married to a candidate who resembles Gentle
Ben, so why not the Senate? After all, it was good enough for
Mrs. Clinton.
In a recent news article a reporter
stated that Gore is trying to re-invent himself as a political
candidate, as did Richard Nixon. But Nixon took the cue when
he realized a five o'clock shadow, and no make-up, may have cost
him the televised debate with John Kennedy, and thus the election.
The new Nixon emerged in 1968 as a clean-shaven, clean-cut, physically
fit candidate. Gore has done the opposite, and because of it
he has lost more than momentum in seeking the presidency. No
wonder Hillary is so close on his tail for the Democratic nomination.
And if Gore does get the nomination,
George W doesn't have to say a word at debate time. He should
insist on as many close-ups of Gore as possible, light a cigar,
and roll on to victory. No one is going to elect anyone who looks
like he just returned from a hurried trip to the gym after a
72 hour drunk.
Aaaaaaaarrrrrgh!
Professor Mark
usatrivia.com 2002
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